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What makes you fart?

Postby Delicate Snowflake » Tue Dec 27, 2016 6:38 pm

For me, just two things:

1. dried apricots
2. cooked onions

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Re: What makes you fart?

Postby JimVonBaden » Tue Dec 27, 2016 7:36 pm

Popcorn!

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Re: What makes you fart?

Postby drlewall » Tue Dec 27, 2016 8:03 pm

uh..gas? :dontknow





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Re: What makes you fart?

Postby bluestar » Tue Dec 27, 2016 8:11 pm

I'm pretty sure breathing makes me fart. Makes no difference what I eat or drink, I'm gonna pass gas. :kat
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Re: What makes you fart?

Postby Camp Director » Tue Dec 27, 2016 8:26 pm

I don;t know what makes me fart, but I do know that female farts smell worse than male farts.
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Re: What makes you fart?

Postby Delicate Snowflake » Tue Dec 27, 2016 9:02 pm

Oh yes. When my beloved fires one off it's like chlorine gas, with significant hang-time. Permeates the entire house...
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Re: What makes you fart?

Postby Camp Director » Tue Dec 27, 2016 9:49 pm

Feed her some bismuth subgallate.
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Re: What makes you fart?

Postby Delicate Snowflake » Wed Dec 28, 2016 2:07 am

Oh yeah I can see that going well...

"Here darling, I got you this".

"What's it for?"

"It's like a deodorant for your farts"

Followed by the sound of me not getting sex for 1-2 millenia... :DirtDOG
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Re: What makes you fart?

Postby Delicate Snowflake » Wed Dec 28, 2016 2:08 am

drlewall wrote:uh..gas? :dontknow





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Okay... so Doc, tell us, what gives you gas? :DirtDOG
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Re: What makes you fart?

Postby drlewall » Wed Dec 28, 2016 5:54 am

Camp Director wrote:I don;t know what makes me fart, but I do know that female farts smell worse than male farts.

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Re: What makes you fart?

Postby drlewall » Wed Dec 28, 2016 5:56 am

dalvorius wrote:
Okay... so Doc, tell us, what gives you gas? :DirtDOG


uh, food... :dontknow
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Re: What makes you fart?

Postby LadyDraco » Wed Dec 28, 2016 7:41 am

I don't .... Ladies don't do that ...

I'm always saying to HB why is it, we eat almost the same foods ..

And you fart away .. And me nothing..

I think it from all the critter meats that ya'll eat ...

Farting is do to bacteria in the gut ...
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Re: What makes you fart?

Postby drlewall » Wed Dec 28, 2016 8:51 am

LadyDraco wrote:
Farting is do to bacteria in the gut ...

No! :DirtDOG

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Re: What makes you fart?

Postby LadyDraco » Wed Dec 28, 2016 10:23 am

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Re: What makes you fart?

Postby Delicate Snowflake » Wed Dec 28, 2016 11:35 am

drlewall wrote:Its a turd honking for the right of way!


Now there is a quote for your sig line :Snork
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Re: What makes you fart?

Postby ozmoses » Wed Dec 28, 2016 5:42 pm

there's a shorter list than what does...jusayin'.
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Re: What makes you fart?

Postby Delicate Snowflake » Wed Dec 28, 2016 6:14 pm

Are you starting a new thread for that?

This here is the 'does' list thread :DirtDOG
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Re: What makes you fart?

Postby ozmoses » Thu Dec 29, 2016 8:14 am

now that I think about it, this list is pretty short/exhaustive too:


EVERYTHING!
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Re: What makes you fart?

Postby Delicate Snowflake » Thu Dec 29, 2016 8:21 am

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Re: What makes you fart?

Postby FMFDOC » Wed Jan 11, 2017 6:11 am

It's been said of me that when I drink tap water or use metal eating utensils, it makes me fart.
I think the good Dr is correct. A fart is the lonely cry of an imprisoned turd.
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