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Re: What makes you fart?

Postby FMFDOC » Sun Jan 15, 2017 8:46 pm

FMFDOC wrote:It's been said of me that when I drink tap water or use metal eating utensils, it makes me fart.
I think the good Dr is correct. A fart is the lonely cry of an imprisoned turd.


Okay... learned a new thing.
If you drink 2 Guinness and 2 Angry Orchard hard ciders while you watch Grand Tour, by the time supper is ready your farts will be bad enough to make teenagers leave.

So I'll just file that little tidbit of info away for the next time I need it.
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Re: What makes you fart?

Postby Delicate Snowflake » Thu Jan 26, 2017 7:59 am

I found something new for me... organic peanut butter.

Amazing stuff, no oil, just 100% crushed peanuts. Very yummy! :DukeGirl

But W-OOOO-W the smell, OMG WTF Seriously... 60-70 years ago the Nazi's might have asked me to mass-produce it. Yep, that bad...

:kat :kat :kat
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Re: What makes you fart?

Postby LadyDraco » Thu Jan 26, 2017 11:24 am

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Re: What makes you fart?

Postby diogenes009 » Fri Jan 27, 2017 5:35 am

Back in the '80s our local jail contracted out for meals because the kitchen was declared unfit. The winner of the bidding was..... McDonalds.

If you ever noticed that Mickey D gives you gas, please envision a couple hundred people locked in a very old and small building eating McDonalds three times a day, every day, week after week.

Cruel and unusual punishment right there. :eek
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Re: What makes you fart?

Postby Delicate Snowflake » Fri Jan 27, 2017 7:17 am

Now you know how my cat & dog have felt these past few days :yelrotflmao

I know it's been a bad night when they are both staying out of the bedroom and just listening/watching from the loungeroom :fp

If you could see the look on their faces :ImaPoser
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Re: What makes you fart?

Postby tomcat125 » Mon Jul 31, 2017 10:16 pm

Beer and preformed frozen meatballs. :kat
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Re: What makes you fart?

Postby Azshtr » Tue Sep 05, 2017 12:09 pm

Milk, if you're lactose intolerant. How the heck did that happen at 56?
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Re: What makes you fart?

Postby Delicate Snowflake » Tue Sep 05, 2017 5:04 pm

Azshtr wrote:Milk, if you're lactose intolerant. How the heck did that happen at 56?


Ah, you are at the age where you need my 'Three Rules to Live By'.

1. Never walk past a toilet (who knows when you'll find the next one)

2. Never waste an erection (same reason as #1)

3. Never trust a fart...
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Re: What makes you fart?

Postby Camp Director » Tue Sep 05, 2017 5:47 pm

True, but maybe not in that order.
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Re: What makes you fart?

Postby LadyDraco » Tue Sep 05, 2017 6:58 pm

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