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I don't like turkey. I can tolerate turkey lunch-meat, but little else. I don't even like to smell turkey cooking; I leave the house. I have suggested may other things for Thanksgiving dinners. When I last suggested pizza, it was made clear to keep my suggestions to myself. And don't get me started on ground turkey. That stuff is just plain evil.

So, I'm gently suggesting slightly different alternatives to the tradition roast turkey. This one seems like it might be okay.

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I usually take a very, very. small piece of turkey, I'm saving room for the pie.

Fried turkey.

bluestar wrote:Fried turkey.

Not going to make the investment necessary, for a once a year event, to find out.

I feel peace going to the grave without ever tasting deep-fried turkey.

How about turkey pizza?

Camp Director wrote:How about turkey pizza?

Can this person be punished for this gross blasphemy?

Ms. Draco can whip me.

Hey, how about turkey chili? I have had that before and it was good. Couldn't even taste the turkey.

Camp Director wrote:Ms. Draco can whip me.

Hey, how about turkey chili? I have had that before and it was good. Couldn't even taste the turkey.

I think you should be sentenced to open every link that DrLewall posts!

The turkey thing: The selling point for a turkey product is that it doesn't taste like turkey? I think that reinforces my dislike of the beast. I could be wrong, but I have never heard of a food product being promoted that "it tastes like turkey".

I think Lobsters are very fitting for Thanksgiving
Or Dungeness crabs ....


But What do I know .. I have never ate a turkey..


But I sure have killed my fair share of them...
9 broad whites in 1 day ...
They dress out from 35 - 60 lbs !
Yes a 60lbs bird will NOT fit in an oven whole

Mom had to cut it in half

Nothing wrong with prime rib for thanksgiving.

Venison is always a another good choice for Thanksgiving...

Condolini wrote:Nothing wrong with prime rib for thanksgiving.

Gotta agree. Done that before. Prime rig is always good.

GrouchyGeezer wrote:

bluestar wrote:Fried turkey.

Not going to make the investment necessary, for a once a year event, to find out.

I feel peace going to the grave without ever tasting deep-fried turkey.

I don't think I would fry one myself. There is a restaurant/catering business here that sells them for Thanksgiving (probably Christmas too). When my parents were still alive, we'd get the turkey there.

Condolini wrote:Nothing wrong with prime rib for thanksgiving.

Are you trying to get me aroused?

bluestar wrote:

GrouchyGeezer wrote:

bluestar wrote:Fried turkey.

Not going to make the investment necessary, for a once a year event, to find out.

I feel peace going to the grave without ever tasting deep-fried turkey.

I don't think I would fry one myself. There is a restaurant/catering business here that sells them for Thanksgiving (probably Christmas too). When my parents were still alive, we'd get the turkey there.

Many, many moons ago I had a course in Epidemiology. You can't take a course like that and ever buy large chunks of deep-fried meats from anyone.

Popeye's is advertising Cajun turkeys for the holidays. Don't know if they're fried but if they're as good as the spicy chicken...

There is always this ! No Turkey was harmed

LadyDraco wrote: Yes a 60lbs bird will NOT fit in an oven whole

Mom had to cut it in half

OMG, for me, the stuff of nightmares.

I really, really like the Prime Rib idea (thanks Condolini), I'm going to try to pitch this idea to Mrs, Geezer when I get back to MI.

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Buy the bone in prime rib then you'll have snacks for Friday. Mmmmm deviled beef ribs

Condolini wrote:Buy the bone in prime rib then you'll have snacks for Friday. Mmmmm deviled beef ribs

Yep, that's how the recipe I linked called it.