ADV Banned Camp

Valkyrie Girl looked around a tip toed to the control panel and pulled down hard on the Warp speed leaver ..
As she knew if the HD space bikes caught up to them ,they would remove many from the tiny ship..
Even the Snuffogolopus ! She didn't want their grubby little hand on any of the crew..

And with that single decisive action, the ship...

Hummed and then with a massive lurch the ship zoommmmed ,the stars no longer looked correct !
They had become elongated , but that was only do to the warp speed..
The only thing was can they stop the ship !!
Thank goodness Doc knew how....

Doc came up from the belly of the ship to help stop it's Warp Drive propulsion

And then, suddenly and without warning, just as the Space-Harley's arrived, a huge...

... time-void appeared, swallowing the entire ship, galaxy and crew, making time seem to stop for a few weeks...

Then...

Like a big Bang ! all power stopped ! They knew they were in big trouble.
As the Harley.........

...had a complete meltdown of its positive magnaflux reverse generator core.
The melt down had started. Doc was at a loss for a solution, only the return of the impulse forulator & negative wuznusjki lid cold save the doomed Harley now.
Then suddenly, from beyond...........

John and the snuffleupagus appeared, Everyone looked around at each other in the dim glow .
Wondering how the hell did they get there? Had they always been here? Gasp they could be shapeshifters!
The Snuffleupagus in it's belly has a ............

... ominous rumble, she'd eaten something wrong and it might not be a pretty outcome.

With the space-harley's circling their ship, and no power, Doc decided to...

---- ---- fire up the Binford 7000 planetary weed whacker and trim some of the neutron growth from around the outside of he ship. Donning his space suit, Doc went outside to relax and find some peace of mind. With the braaaaappppp of the weed whacker filling the vacuum, Doc could only hear his own thoughts. It was peaceful just as he needed.
For a brief moment, all was right with the universe. He blocked out everything and just focused at the task at hand.
The neutron growth was falling effortlessly away shaping the ship up for better performance.
The Binford's single atomic generator plowed though it all until......
SPLAT
Doc has just blazed the weed whacker right into a huge pile of Snuffleupagus dung hidden among the growth.
Dung was flung far & wide, and even splattered across Doc's face shield. Even in the suit, Doc cold smell the Snuffleupagus crap from memory.
Suddenly, one of the space Harleys dove in for a ........................

Better looksee.............

... at all the snaffleapugus crap, which had managed to clog the...

... throats of on-lookers who had assembled, well because they could. That is until the wormhole...

... rumbled, and then...

...spit out a Kardashian that slipped out of the earth bound worm hole. Everyone looked in amazement as they had never seen an a$$ that big. Suddenly Doc appeared with his Binford 7000 planetary weed whacker and clipped it causing a.....

... squeal of delight from the snuffleupagus, which immediately...

Gurgled with pulsating and unnerving delight. Unfortunately that delight soon...

... spread to the others. Sasquatch, John, and the Pirate-Sheriff collapsed to the floor, moaning in pleasure, while Doc and the Kardashian...

...were heading for Doc's basement. But they were interrupted when the Pirate-Sheriff yelled...