ADV Banned Camp

... she had noticed, to her left, was...

...another rider. He was old, slow, fat, sweaty and ready to stop riding after 1100 miles in a single day.

"Where can a person get..."

Get a bunk, around here for a night or 2 ?

"Ask down the road, at Doc's Basement", she suggested.

"He's always willing help tired lonely strangers..."

As long as they can pay .
Whether it be by..............

cash, credit card, or...

Blood plus an ..........................

..."hour or so in the clinic would be appreciated, I'm sure."

The old, slow, fat, sweaty rider mumbled, "Clinic? I didn't see the sign for a clinic out front."

Oh, it was there, alright. An old, faded sign, hand painted, that read...

The old, slow, fat, sweaty rider said, "A naked puzzle basement is a clinic? How do I get the..."

password, so I can go in?

The old, slow, fat, sweaty rider was in no mood for puzzles, or a clinic. Getting naked, however, could be interesting, though a bit of sleep would be prefered.

The rider said, "I'm outta here!", turned around, mounted up and rode off. "There has to be an 'Iron Butt Motel' nearby, I'll find it." was his final words here.

Meanwhile, .....

...the woman at the hot dog cart...

... was starting to disrobe, due to the heat...

...and the humidity.

but realized she was out of mustard and knew the cart had to be kept stocked. If she didn’t meet her quota, she knew the bosslady, Lady Draco , would be pissed! So she…..

Stripped down to her space skivies and head for the supply shack of purple space mustard. Only to find.......

...a note that said...

"Purple Space Mustard has been on backorder since Friday. Ask again on Tuesday."

Okay - today's Tuesday. Who do I ask about the Purple Space Mustard?

"Not this Tuesday! Next Tuesday! What calendar are you on? Do you know what planet you're on?" Thoughts plagued her mind as the effects of the hyperspeed travel started to take affect.
She needed a nap, if she could only find a ...........