What makes you fart?

Delicate Snowflake · Post by **Delicate Snowflake** » Tue Dec 27, 2016 5:38 pm

For me, just two things:

1. dried apricots
2. cooked onions

You?

JimVonBaden · Post by **JimVonBaden** » Tue Dec 27, 2016 6:36 pm

Popcorn!

Jim

drlewall · Post by **drlewall** » Tue Dec 27, 2016 7:03 pm

uh..gas?

bluestar · Post by **bluestar** » Tue Dec 27, 2016 7:11 pm

I'm pretty sure breathing makes me fart. Makes no difference what I eat or drink, I'm gonna pass gas.

Post by **Camp Director** » Tue Dec 27, 2016 7:26 pm

I don;t know what makes me fart, but I do know that female farts smell worse than male farts.

Delicate Snowflake · Post by **Delicate Snowflake** » Tue Dec 27, 2016 8:02 pm

Oh yes. When my beloved fires one off it's like chlorine gas, with significant hang-time. Permeates the entire house...

Post by **Camp Director** » Tue Dec 27, 2016 8:49 pm

Feed her some bismuth subgallate.

Delicate Snowflake · Post by **Delicate Snowflake** » Wed Dec 28, 2016 1:07 am

Oh yeah I can see that going well...

"Here darling, I got you this".

"What's it for?"

"It's like a deodorant for your farts"

Followed by the sound of me not getting sex for 1-2 millenia...

Delicate Snowflake · Post by **Delicate Snowflake** » Wed Dec 28, 2016 1:08 am

drlewall wrote:uh..gas?

Okay... so Doc, tell us, what gives you gas?

drlewall · Post by **drlewall** » Wed Dec 28, 2016 4:54 am

Camp Director wrote:I don;t know what makes me fart, but I do know that female farts smell worse than male farts.

girls fart?

drlewall · Post by **drlewall** » Wed Dec 28, 2016 4:56 am

dalvorius wrote:
Okay... so Doc, tell us, what gives you gas?

uh, food...

LadyDraco · Post by **LadyDraco** » Wed Dec 28, 2016 6:41 am

I don't .... Ladies don't do that ...

I'm always saying to HB why is it, we eat almost the same foods ..

And you fart away .. And me nothing..

I think it from all the critter meats that ya'll eat ...

Farting is do to bacteria in the gut ...

drlewall · Post by **drlewall** » Wed Dec 28, 2016 7:51 am

LadyDraco wrote:
Farting is do to bacteria in the gut ...

No!

Its a turd honking for the right of way!

LadyDraco · Post by **LadyDraco** » Wed Dec 28, 2016 9:23 am

Delicate Snowflake · Post by **Delicate Snowflake** » Wed Dec 28, 2016 10:35 am

drlewall wrote:Its a turd honking for the right of way!

Now there is a quote for your sig line

ozmoses · Post by **ozmoses** » Wed Dec 28, 2016 4:42 pm

there's a shorter list than what does...jusayin'.

Delicate Snowflake · Post by **Delicate Snowflake** » Wed Dec 28, 2016 5:14 pm

Are you starting a new thread for that?

This here is the 'does' list thread

ozmoses · Post by **ozmoses** » Thu Dec 29, 2016 7:14 am

now that I think about it, this list is pretty short/exhaustive too:

EVERYTHING!

Delicate Snowflake · Post by **Delicate Snowflake** » Thu Dec 29, 2016 7:21 am

FMFDOC · Post by **FMFDOC** » Wed Jan 11, 2017 5:11 am

It's been said of me that when I drink tap water or use metal eating utensils, it makes me fart.
I think the good Dr is correct. A fart is the lonely cry of an imprisoned turd.

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