ADV Banned Camp

For me, just two things:

1. dried apricots
2. cooked onions

You?

Popcorn!

Jim

uh..gas?

I'm pretty sure breathing makes me fart. Makes no difference what I eat or drink, I'm gonna pass gas.

I don;t know what makes me fart, but I do know that female farts smell worse than male farts.

Oh yes. When my beloved fires one off it's like chlorine gas, with significant hang-time. Permeates the entire house...

Feed her some bismuth subgallate.

Oh yeah I can see that going well...

"Here darling, I got you this".

"What's it for?"

"It's like a deodorant for your farts"

Followed by the sound of me not getting sex for 1-2 millenia...

drlewall wrote:uh..gas?

Okay... so Doc, tell us, what gives you gas?

Camp Director wrote:I don;t know what makes me fart, but I do know that female farts smell worse than male farts.

girls fart?

dalvorius wrote:
Okay... so Doc, tell us, what gives you gas?

uh, food...

I don't .... Ladies don't do that ...

I'm always saying to HB why is it, we eat almost the same foods ..

And you fart away .. And me nothing..

I think it from all the critter meats that ya'll eat ...

Farting is do to bacteria in the gut ...

LadyDraco wrote:
Farting is do to bacteria in the gut ...

No!

Its a turd honking for the right of way!

drlewall wrote:Its a turd honking for the right of way!

Now there is a quote for your sig line

there's a shorter list than what does...jusayin'.

Are you starting a new thread for that?

This here is the 'does' list thread

now that I think about it, this list is pretty short/exhaustive too:


EVERYTHING!

It's been said of me that when I drink tap water or use metal eating utensils, it makes me fart.
I think the good Dr is correct. A fart is the lonely cry of an imprisoned turd.