What makes you fart?

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FMFDOC wrote:It's been said of me that when I drink tap water or use metal eating utensils, it makes me fart.
I think the good Dr is correct. A fart is the lonely cry of an imprisoned turd.
Okay... learned a new thing.
If you drink 2 Guinness and 2 Angry Orchard hard ciders while you watch Grand Tour, by the time supper is ready your farts will be bad enough to make teenagers leave.

So I'll just file that little tidbit of info away for the next time I need it.
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I found something new for me... organic peanut butter.

Amazing stuff, no oil, just 100% crushed peanuts. Very yummy! :DukeGirl

But W-OOOO-W the smell, OMG WTF Seriously... 60-70 years ago the Nazi's might have asked me to mass-produce it. Yep, that bad...

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Back in the '80s our local jail contracted out for meals because the kitchen was declared unfit. The winner of the bidding was..... McDonalds.

If you ever noticed that Mickey D gives you gas, please envision a couple hundred people locked in a very old and small building eating McDonalds three times a day, every day, week after week.

Cruel and unusual punishment right there. :eek
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Now you know how my cat & dog have felt these past few days :yelrotflmao

I know it's been a bad night when they are both staying out of the bedroom and just listening/watching from the loungeroom :fp

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Beer and preformed frozen meatballs. :kat
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Milk, if you're lactose intolerant. How the heck did that happen at 56?
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Azshtr wrote:Milk, if you're lactose intolerant. How the heck did that happen at 56?
Ah, you are at the age where you need my 'Three Rules to Live By'.

1. Never walk past a toilet (who knows when you'll find the next one)

2. Never waste an erection (same reason as #1)

3. Never trust a fart...
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True, but maybe not in that order.
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Pears. Don't know why.

It's not pretty, either.
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sfcootz wrote:Pears. Don't know why.

It's not pretty, either.

Rule #1 for getting older: never trust a fart :lol8
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sfcootz wrote:Pears. Don't know why.

It's not pretty, either.
so what you are saying is that you can take a pear and turn it into a discolored rose? :eek

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sfcootz wrote:Pears. Don't know why.

It's not pretty, either.

Is any fart 'pretty' ? :lol8

They are all messy, if you think about it (or have to do the washing) :ImaPoser
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